j u j u u j u n e .

the CUTEST THING ON EARTH ?

nahhhhh~he is kinda bitchy even he's not a bitch xD

even he's lousy, still we sayang him a LOT x)

He was about to have a shower, which tells why he's on the toilet bowl~instead of innocent (actually it is INNOCENT) but I would say that he's acting CUTE! I'm such a mean owner xD

FACTS about Burger aka BuuuBuuuu:

He is a Maltese. A damn adorable one when I first brought him home~like a running-cotton-candy, white broom/wig or what ever with his long, shinny, gorgeous fur...(but now...I guess, it's not that bad, maybe a hair ball?hahaha~but his fur is still very smooth and nice to touch :D)
He knows nothing but only giving you his hand, if only you have food with you...(apa la anjing ni...")
He stares at people...a very yong sui STARRING when he can't get any closer to you while you're eating...(a very humanized dog I can say, bad influence from us? haaaaaaa~)
He eats almost everything, but not sourish stuff. Actually dogs should only eat dog food, but this very 38 dog always shows his innocent face to us, then beg food from us like crazy...(even he can't do any tricks) so sometimes we could resist it and give him some left overs, but for healthy purpose we will make sure the food is not salty and oily.
Most of the dogs can't really talk but this dog, he mumbles...like maybe we locked him in the cage or left him alone in the house for a kinda long period , he will like..."auurr awowowo owwrrrr..." something like that once we're back~hahahaha~this is hilarious xD
According to dog ranking based on intelligence I found on the web, he is No.58 among 79....now I know why he knows nothing =.= but at least not that bad, better than Shih Tzu(No.70) and Pekingese(No.73). You can click HERE to know more about the rankings of your dog :)
He loves running from far then jumps onto the sofa then "scratch scratch scratch", like digging (but why on the sofa?), then "roll roll roll" like his back itchy, then scratch in the air...(I really have no idea what's he doing...)
He walks with his BUTT. Well, sometimes he pooped quite...not nice, yet to diarrhea, and his butt will get itchy even we did whipped it. So in order to scratch, he will sit on the floor and walk with only 'hands', DAMN FUNNY I TELL YOU!!! I'm gonna record it one day~but quite hard because he seems like noticed when I'm recording then he'll stop doing it.
(Un)Fortunately, he knows to Pee and Poop in the toilet WITH the presence of someone keeping an eye on him, otherwise...you'll have to clean the entire kitchen area or maybe partially.

Traps set up by my mom: you get it? hahaha~very LAME xD
so whenever Burger is looking for his spot to pee, those sticks will poke him when he came any closer to his favourite spot. But nowadays it seems...not working at all because there's alway a new spot...=.=" SIEN!!!

Okaaay...I think there's more facts, however, I couldn't list everything out at once. But to conclude, even he is LOUSY, 38, loves to act CUTE...still we sayang him and it's good to have such a NOOB dog to entertain us ♥

Seeeeee!!! this kind of face is to tell you he wants the food you're holding with.

This is the face when he's waiting for food, looks quite depressed right?? this is because he's acting innocent!hahahaha~sometimes NO means NO, NO MERCY~ngek ngek xD